This just in...a few days ago.

Andrew of 413some, totally has a crush on me AND has proof that Jenna and Garret are cat killers!

Ok, awesome news...one of the guys that puts on movie night, dubbed "most eligible bachelor in Pittsfield" is now taken!
The girl in none other than Andrew's younger, equally jewish sister.

I'll be back later!

Bitch, please

omg ok so like that Andrew kid I was writing about totally put up a link to my page! What an asshole.
In other news, I've been in CT for a few days visiting people who are related to me.

In other other news, there's this girl from VA who thinks she's hot shit too obviously because she started a blog. I always thought she was a bitch because I'd see her at the coffee shop and she'd ignore people until she felt like insulting them. Also, I wouldn't have said that if she'd respond to my comment on her blog. But whatever, I see how it is.

That Jenna girl who works at the LCS (Lenox coffee shop) was talking about some kids who found baby shrews and then killed them violently to end their suffering.

Still not sure about whether Jenna and Garret ran over a cat and hid it.

Do Kids Like Crack Like Adults Do?

Eh, look at the little girl's butt crack. What a slut.
Aww look at the one to the left. And he's even trying to cop a feel, how cute!
Wait a minute...what does that say about our society...well pretty much that American girls should stop being such whores. Boys, you know, they just doin their thang.

My friend, Tom has a nephew who's like 7 or something. He never wears a belt which is no big deal if your pants fit and you wear underwear. He's definitely got a butt crack because I saw it.

It's the kind of butt crack that makes you want to slip something in it like a blade of grass or a pencil. Apparently it makes people want to blow on it also which is what my friend did. The boy cried, for like 10 minutes. AND his mother came out, not to scold the kid for being such a pussy, but Tom for giving in to the unbearable temptation to interact with that exposed butt crack. You know it's only natural and I actually commend Tom for not letting social rules get in the way of visceral urges and you know what I think he taught that kid a good lesson. If you're a minor and you have an exposed private part, stay away from grown men because it's a fact of life that they can't control themselves.

Movie Night!!

Public Privates

OMG so I just heard there's a "movie night" to cure your mundane Mondays in Pittsfield every week. The people who put it on couldn't find the movie or something and so they randomly chose "Sex and Lucia" last week. Well I guess it wasn't random cuz they probably chose it on account of the word sex. They project the film on a building for the public to view. This is what everyone saw:
I tried to edited out the illicit material.

The film is Spanish so I guess they had subtitles. Children lie snugly in their beds lulled to sleep very slowly by loud grunting sounds and hours of people talking in an incomprehensible language.

Gonnagetya56's New Pic!

By the way, that boy I've been talking to finally found another pic. It's because I told him I'd block him if he didn't haha!

lookin good!!!


OK I have to go babysit but I'll be back with more juicier gossip about this and surrounding tiny towns.

Got Grounded For No Reason!

I was grounded for no reason yesterday so I couldn't write. My dad literally came in my room and said "Stay in here for the rest of the night! For no reason!" Ughhh! SO not fair

My dad thinks I'm writing to some middle aged perv who's only pretending to be a 17 year old boy. Dad has no clue how talented and responsible GonnaGetya56 is. He's already manager of the local video store Raunchy Vids and he said he's got the skills to get alcohol anytime I want. Here's a picture of him, it's the only one he could find.

I heard Electrobandit was playing at Helsinki but I can't get in so I didn't even try. I hope you guys had fun! Without me. The other guy is Garret and he rides a scooter to work with his girlfriend Jenna. One time, I think they hit somebody's cat and didn't tell anybody and hid it in the bushes. But I could be making that up, I don't know.

Taylor's sister was in town recently. She is supposedly crazy. Sometimes, she'll get drunk and drive up to a cop and talk to them. She's pretty and stuff but I hear you can't really trust her.

There was a dog fight at the coffee shop and I think it was with this guy John's dog. The dog fought a kitten whose owner often brings him on a leash. I tried to tell the guy not to worry, kittens get discarded by the millions and he could even get a free one off the street if he wanted to. I don't think John is allowed back.

Sorry I've been stowed away so that's all I got for now!

Gossip Goddess

OK more like Gossip Slut
I'm just a teen with some keen insight and a knack for evoking entertaining social interactions. I will write about them here so you can be as entertained as I. I also know the best gossip of my town and I'll expose it all here.

I'm pretty cool actually so I hangout with mostly older than me people. I'll usually meet these friends incidentally at the local coffee shop. We have a lot of fun hanging out there smoking cigarettes. Sometimes when they don't acknowledge me because they probably didn't see me walk up, I listen to their conversations so I can hear about all the cool things they do when I'm not around.

Random Gossip
Speaking of the coffee shop, there's a guy that hangs out a lot there and I think he's either drunk all the time or that's his face.

This guy who works there, Johnny, is a machine. His body is made out of steel. I'll call him the tin man. Wait, that's tin. He stole his own money once.
Oh he's in Electrobandit.

Emilio got a pretty new dish towel at work today. It's all white and looks like it was torn off an even bigger dish towel. He seems proud of it although I wouldn't know because I don't speak south american.

From being a big asshole in a small pond to being and even bigger asshole in an even bigger pond
Andrew seems to think he's funny for some stupid reason, coincidentally enough he makes people laugh. But now after some sort of ego bj he got in Cali he seems to think he's funny enough to start his own blog, 413some. He even makes up all the people on his page, taking pictures of girls at bars he doesn't even know, then posting them. Don't even think that shits legal. This is what he looks like and this is what his blog address looks like:
http://413some.blogspot.com/








All talk and no 3some
So the kids here in the Berkshires make quite a clam of debauchery but I've yet to see anything other than a few parties where everybody has sex with each other-and then switches partners AND sometimes even sexes. They don't switch their own sex cuz no one can obviously, only their partner's. You know, like, homosexuality.
I'd like to see just ONE more example of this sexiness or I won't believe it. Until then I'll assume every one's lying to look cool in front of me.


E=MC413
There was this guy at this club in new york and he said he grew up in Cambridge and is now an MC. His parents wanted him to go to Harvard but he says all he wanted to do was spit. Now he does a bunch of ecstasy and mumbles loudly over whatever other rap song's playing at the time and you can only make out the last part of each sentence. But they do rhyme, usually. Sometimes he cheats (language can be hard) especially when he finds a good word. For example: "sdifhoiah aofih aoirhoaw awuo what" "setuhaeu aerhohy her twat" "wihoi eututtj uhh kick his twat". I think he was drunk or at least I hope he was. Otherwise kids, don't do so much ecstasy and probably a combination of a lot of meth/crack and rebellious self-inflicted ignorance. Don't be born stupid neither.